Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Cast: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Michael Gambon, Alan Rickman; Director: David Yates; Producers: David Barron, David Heyman; Screenwriters: Steve Kloves, J.K. Rowling; Music: Nicholas Hooper; Editor: Mark Day; Genre: Fantasy Adventure; Cinematography: Bruno Delbonnnel; Distributor: Warner Bros. Pictures; Location: Bjorli, Norway; Running Time: 153 min.;

Technical Assessment: 3.5
Moral Assessment: 3
CINEMA Rating: For viewers 14 and above

The movie opens with the Death Eaters attacking London while Dumbledore (Michael Gambon) takes Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) to befriend and unlock the memory of former Hogworts potions professor, Horace Slughorn (Jim Broadbent) who once taught Tom Riddle—the young Lord Voldemort. Meanwhile, Harry’s nemesis Draco Malfoy and Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher Severus Snape (Alan Rickman) have joined the Death Eaters. All the while, Harry is picking up magical tips from a mysterious character known as the Half-Blood Prince—a previous owner of the used Potions textbook Harry is now using. However, Harry and friends face a bigger challenge than the return of Lord Voldemort—raging adolescent hormones and teenage romance. Harry falls in love with Ginny Weasley (Bonni Wright) who unfortunately is already dating someone else and Hermoine (Emma Watson) is seething with jealousy when Lavander Brown decided Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint) is the one for her.

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE looks like a conduit to the climax to the whole Harry Potter series so in reality the movie does not really reach a climax. The battle scenes and love stories at times struggle for dominance and the movie could have benefited if the director made a clear choice are fantastic and breathtaking. This combined with great performances from the actors who have matured before the world makes the movie memorable and worthwhile.

While the violence, witchcraft and darkness are more subtle, parents are strongly advised to accompany their very young children when watching. Although the movie has several efforts to moralize—for instance, the code of honors of good witches, as well as values taught to Hogwart students—these values are only applied to up to a certain problem faced by the characters. Case in point, honesty is emphasized but in certain occasions stealing is tolerated.

The most powerful theme in the story is “fitting in”. Most characters crave for a sense of being part of a group and being accepted as himself. Take the Professor Snape and Draco Malfoy who joined Voldermort because of their innate desire to be accepted. Even Harry, who lost his parents and was raised by an unloving family, found confidence and strength in his friends at Gryffindor. The real magic of Harry Pottter lies not in the supernatural power or spells or potions but in finding a home for the heart where friendships and love are able to grow.

Hanna Montana; The Movie

ASSESSMENT ONLY
Cast: Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, Jason Earles, Emily Osment; Director: Peter Chelsom; Producers: Alfred Gough, Miles Millar; Screenwriter: Daniel Berendsen; Music: John Debney; Genre: Musical Performing Arts; Distributor: Walt Disney Pictures; Location: USA; Running Time: 102 min.;

Technical Assessment: 3.5
Moral Assessment: 4
CINEMA Rating: For viewers of all ages

BRIEF FILM SYNOPSIS

Peter Chelsom directs teen superstar Miley Cyrus in this feature that brings the popular Disney Channel character Hannah Montana to the big screen. With a crazy double life in California as an everyday teen with the secret pop-star persona Hannah Montana, Miley Stewart (Cyrus) has forgotten who she really is. To get her back on track, Miley's dad, Robby Ray Stewart (Miley's real-life father, Billy Ray Cyrus), decides that she needs time back on the family farm in Tennessee to celebrate Grandma Ruby's (Margo Martindale) birthday. At first, Miley is belligerent, but with the help of Travis (Lucas Till), a former childhood crush who now works for Grandma Ruby as a farmhand, she begins to realize what is really important to her. Cyrus is famous for her girl-next-door personality, easy smile, and mugging for the camera, which abounds in this film. The coming-of-age tale also delves into the trials and tribulations of growing up and dealing with your first love, which made all the more complicated by her secret superstar life. Till's Travis is sure to make every teenage girl want her own well-mannered cowboy. Vanessa Williams appears as Miley/Hannah's pushy publicist and Peter Gunn is a sneaky English journalist intent on getting some dirt on Hannah. Jason Earles and Emily Osment reprise their television roles as Miley's brother, Jackson, and her best friend, Lilly. Country music fans will enjoy performances from Taylor Swift, Rascal Flatts, and Billy Ray Cyrus himself. The film also includes 12 new songs from Miley/Hannah. (www.rottentomatoes.com)

OUTSTANDING FEATURES OF THE FILM: Realistic presentation of stardom complex that can destroy a person's life unless there is intervention, in this case, from the father of the teenage star.

ADDITIONAL REMARKS: Commendable material for discussion among teenagers who can be easily carried as “fans” of popular actors/singers.

Bente

Cast: Jinggoy Estrada, Richard Gomez, Iza Calzado, Ryan Eigenmann, Alfred Gatchialian, Glaiza de Castro, Snooky Serna, Emilio Garcia; Director: Mel Chionglo; Producer: APT Productions; Screenwriter: Ricky Lee; Location: Manila; Running Time: 100 min.;

Technical Assessment: 3
Moral Assessment: 2.5
CINEMA Rating: For viewers 14 and above

Si Arnie (Jinggoy Estrada) ay isang batikang komentarista sa radyo na laging pinupunterya ng batikos ang Mayor (Emilio Garcia) na dati niyang kababata. Dahil dito, ipinag-utos ng Mayor na bantayan ang bawat kilos ni Arnie at inatasan niya ang mga tauhan niyang sina Ramon (Richard Gomez) at Caloy (Ryan Eigenmann) na gawin ito. Ngunit si Ramon ay may matinding pinagdaraanan – duda siyang may ibang lalaki ang kanyang asawa (Iza Calzado) at nais niyang malaman kung tama ang kanyang kutob. Habang sinusundan nila si Arnie ay mamatyagan din niya ang kanyang asawa. Sa kabilang dako naman ay sinusundan ng ibang grupo ang isang student leader na aktibista (Alfred Gatchialian) na malapit nang malaman ang susi sa pagkawala ng ilang aktibista at saksi sa anomalya. Higit na magpapalala pa sa kanyang sitwasyon ay pagbubuntis ng kanyang nobya (Glaiza de Castro) ngayong nakakatanggap siya ng maraming banta sa kanyang buhay. Paano nga ba mabubuhay ng payapa at tahimik sa isang lipunang kayang matyagan ng ibang tao ang bawat mong kilos at galaw?

Isang mapangahas na pelikula ang Bente. Tumatalakay ito ng isang matinding isyung panlipunan: ang kawalang hustisya sa pagkawala at pagkamatay ng mga taong kumakalaban sa gobyerno at ipinaglalaban ang katarungan at karapatan ng mahihina sa lipunan. Sa kabila ng maraming tauhan, nagawa ng pelikulang paigtingin ang mensahe nito ukol sa lumalalang karahasan. Mahusay ang pagkakasulat at ang direksyon. Maging ang pag-arte ng mga tauhan ay tamang-tama rin. Sayang nga lang at maraming bagay ang hindi malinaw sa kuwento, gaya ng kanino ba talaga ang kabuuan ng istorya? At sa bandang huli’y hindi malaman kung ano na nga ba ang patutunguhan ng isang lipunang namamayani ang kawalang-katarungan? Wala ring malinaw na solusyon na inihain at pawang naubos ang oras ng pelikula sa napakahabang habulan na maari namang mapaikli at nagdagdag pa sana ng mas maliwanag na resolusyon. Resulta tuloy ay walang masyadong bigat ng damdamin na mararamdaman ang manonood na siya na sanang magpapasiklab at gigising sa natutulog sa diwa at kamalayan para sa bayan.

Bente pesos na nga lang ba ang halaga ng buhay ng tao ngayon? Ito ang mensaheng nais iparating ng pelikula. Gaano pa nga ba kahalaga ang buhay ng isang tao at saan at paano nga ba ito nasusukat? Wala sa haba ng buhay kundi sa kung paano ka nabuhay at kung paano mo ipinaglaban ang iyong mga prinsipyo. Hindi kailanman magiging tama ang karahasan at hindi rin ito ang solusyon sa anumang problema, maging sa pamilya man o panlipunan. Ito ang nais iparating ng kabuuan ng pelikula. Ang nabubuhay sa bala ay sa bala rin mamamatay. Nakakabahala nga lang na wala ng kapayapaan ang buhay ng mga tao ngayon at ang kalayaan sa pamamahayag ay lagi na lamang may kaakibat na panganib. Yun nga lang, pawang hindi napahalagahan sa pelikula ang buhay ispritwal kahit pa hindi naman lingid sa kaalaman ng karamihan kung gaano katindi ang suporta ng simbahan sa mga usapin ng lipunan tulad ng kawalang katarungan at karahasan. Nakababahala rin kung paanong naging katanggap-tanggap na ang pagbubuntis sa labas ng kasal. Sa aspetong ito, dapat gabayan ang mga batang manonood. Ang pakikiapid naman ay inilagay sa konteksto ng karahasan kung kaya’t maliwanag na hindi ito kinukunsinte. Sadyang wala lang mapuntahan ang karakter na nakiapid at hindi siya basta makatakas sa kanyang sitwasyon. Sa huli nama’y walang nananalo sa karahasan at kasamaan.

The Haunted; The Deaths of Ian Stone

Cast: Mike Vogel, Christina Cole, Michael Dixon, Jaime Murray, Jeff Peterson; Director: Dario Piana; Producers: Steve Christian, Brian Gilbert, Brendan Hood; Screenwriter: Brendan Hood; Music: Elia Cmiral; Editor: Celia Haining; Genre: Horror-Suspense; Cinematography: Stefano Morcaldo; Distributor: Cinestar; Location: Britain; Running Time: 87 min.;

Technical Assessment: 2.5
Moral Assessment: 2.5
CINEMA Rating: For viewers 14 and above

Ian Stone (Mike Vogel) is an American ice hockey player living in Britain hopelessly in love with his girlfriend Jenny (Christina Cole). Driving home one night, he is mercilessly attacked by a corpse only to wake up the next morning as an executive missing his deadline. He is involved with Medea (Jaime Murray) but Jenny, along with some familiar faces is seen in the office. Later on, he is warned by an old man who tells him he is being hunted by the Harvesters, vampire-like creatures who feed on fear, who come after him whenever the clock stops. However, Ian does not stay dead and usual wakes up with a new life in a new place, only for the Harvesters to chase and kill him again. Again attacked by a Harvester Ian runs home to Medea only to be stabbed in the stomach. He wakes up in another person’s life but this time Jenny and the Harvesters link him to the truth. He discovers the truth behind his identity and a force more powerful than fear and pain.

The Haunted, originally titled The Deaths of Ian Stone does not deliver the usual screams, and creeps of a horror film but director Piana knows how to intensify the tension of Hood’s intriguing script. The performances from Vogel and Murray are decent and the special effects are acceptable. However, the production design is a spin off from the Matrix and Blade while the lighting is too bleak for one to appreciate what is happening in the scenes. While the concept is creative and unique, the filmmakers fail to translate it cinematically.

There is no greater or stronger force in this world than genuine love. Love brings conversion and melts even the toughest heart so as to learn compassion and sympathy. Love conquers hatred and discrepancies. Love bridges distance and close gaps. A person in love will overlook physical and social differences of color, race, creed or social standing. Love brings out the best in people because real love is selfless and willing to sacrifice for the sake of what is good and true. Love triumphs over fear, pain and death. Someone who is truly in love will exude goodness and benevolence.

The movie poetically teaches us about love and how one who discovers this will overcome all other obstacles to truth and goodness.

However, because of the gruesome scenes of Ian Stone’s death, very young children may be traumatized or disturbed. It is advisable that mature viewers accompany their children when watching the movie.

Ice Age 3; Dawn of the Dinosaur

Cast: Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Simon Pegg, Sean William Scott, Josh Peck, Queen Latifah; Director: Carlos Saldhana; Producer: Lori Forte John Donkin; Screenwriters: Michael Berg Peter Ackerman, Yoni Brenner; Music: John Powell; Genre: Animation/ Sci-Fi Adventure; Distributor: 20th Century Fox; Location: Pre-Historic Times; Running Time: 87 min.;

Technical Assessment: 3.5
Moral Assessment: 3
CINEMA Rating: For viewers of all ages

Ice Age 3 opens with the usually gentle-mannered Manny (Ray Romano) now a nervous wreck because Ellie (Queen Latifah) is due to give birth anytime. Eventually, Sid (John Leguizamo) turns from delighted to devastate as he realizes he will soon become an outcast to the mammoth family. Meanwhile Diego (Dennis Leary) thinks he has lost his prowess as a hunter when he fails to capture a gazelle he has been stalking and decides to leave his herd. But before he is able to do so, Sid falls into an ice crack and discovers three eggs he believes were abandoned. Despite warning from Manny, Sid decides to adopt the eggs and soon they hatch with 3 baby T-Rexes. Oblivious to what they are, Sid happily ignores his friends warnings and raises his 3 new babies until the angry mommy T-Rex shows up and takes her 3 missing infants and Sin into a hole in the ice. Now Manny and Diego, with a very pregnant Ellie and the usually mischievous possum brothers and the help of their new friend Buck, a one eyed underground living weasel, must rescue Sid in a land beneath the ice where an entire world of dinosaurs have survived.

This 3rd installment of the sub-zero animation comes with a strong storyline and clever script. The CGIs are amazing as audience is treated to a majestic visual depth of 3D animation. The action sequences are exciting both for the intended viewers and their adult companions. The cast obviously has already found their comfort zones and interacts with each other well. And as always, the quirky saber-toothed squirrel Scrat steals the scenes whenever he appears. The movie is well-paced and enjoyable.

In between Sid’s mushiness, Manny’s one-note laggardness are wholesome life-lessons about family and friendship being more important above all. Just like the first 2 films, Ice Age 3 emphasizes the importance of learning to go past ones differences and get along to live in harmony. Being one family and community necessitates going past our personal agendas and individual desires. Instead it calls for us to focus on protecting the interest of each other at all costs.

The plot is straightforward and simple enough for the children to follow although some jokes are better suited to an older audience, the film still delivers a lovely entertaining 97 minutes for the entire family.

Villa Estrella

Cast: Geoff Eigenmann, Jake Cuenca, Maja Salvador, Shaina Magdayao; Director: Rico Maria Ilarde; Producer: Marizel Samson-Martinez; Screenwriters: Joel Mercado, Rico Maria Ilarde, Adolfo Alix, Jr., John Paul Abellera; Music: Malek Lopez; Editor: Renewin Alano; Genre: Horror; Distributor: Star Cinema; Location: Manila, Batangas; Running Time: 90 min;

Technical Assessment: 2.5
Moral Assessment: 2.5
CINEMA Rating: For viewers 14 and above

Napadpad ang magkakabata at dating magkasintahan na sina Anna (Shaina) at Alex (Jake) sa Villa Estrella, isang lumang resort na pag-aari ng pamilya nina Anna at pinag-iisipan na i-renovate upang muling pagkakitaan. Labag sa kalooban ni Anna ang pagsama kay Alex dahil may bago na siyang kasintahan, pero kagustuhan ng kanyang ama na sumama siya at ayaw niya itong suwayin. Kinailangan nilang manatili ng isang gabi para matapos ang mga dapat asikasuhin at makapag-usap sina Anna at Alex upang maibalik ang relasyon katulad ng nais ng kanilang mga magulang. Samantala si Anna ay matagal ng binabagabag ng masamang panaginip tungkol sa babaeng nalulunod sa swimming pool at tumindi ang epekto nito sa kanya sa pananatili niya sa lumang resort. Maliban kay Alex ay nakapagpayapa naman kay Anna ang ibang tao na nadatnan niya sa Villa kasama na si Giselle or Andrea (Maja) na isa palang multo at siya lang ang nakakita. Ang sandaling pananatili ni Anna sa Villa ay napuno ng takot dahil sa mga kakaibang kaganapan na nakakabagabag kaya nagpasundo siya sa kanyang nobyo na si Dennis (Geoff). Ano ang kaugnayan ng multong si Andrea sa mga nangyayari at ano ang pakay niya kay Anna?

Hilaw ang kuwento at puno ng katanungan kung paano nagkaroon ng mga kaganapan na ipinakita sa pelikula. Sinabayan pa ng hilaw na pag-arte ng mga pangunahing tauhan. Subalit bumawi ang mahinang kuwento at pag-arte ng mahusay na paglalapat na tunog, musika, pangkalahatang disensyo ng produksyon at ilang special effects lalo na ang make-up ng batang nagmumulto. Malaki ang naitulong ng mga nasabing teknikal na aspeto ng pelikula upang magkaroon ito ng saysay. Walang tipikal na sigawan ng takot subalit tagumpay ang direktor sa paghahatid ng mga eksenang nakakagulat tulad ng paglitaw ng mga imahe ng multo bagamat madaling malaman ng manonood kung kelan ito mangyayari. Sa kabuuan ay nakitaan ng pagsisikap ang gumawa ng pelikula na tutukan ang aspetong teknikal. Ganon pa man ay nakakahinayang na hindi masyadong tinutukan ang pag-aayos ng daloy ng kwento na sa kalaunan ay siyang higit na tumitimo at nagmamarka sa isipan ng manonood.

Higit sa lahat, ang buhay ng tao ay mahalaga at dapat proteksyunan. Hindi naging sensitibo ang pelikulang "Villa Estrella" sa pagpapahalagang ito. Sa halip ay ipinakita nito na isang mapaniil na ama ang pinagtiisang pakisamahan at sundin ng anak dahil sa habilin ng namayapang ina. Isang anak na nagpakabulag sa katotohanan ay umayon na ibaon sa limot at itikom ang bibig tungkol sa nasaksihan krimen na ginawa ng ama. Nagwakas ang pelikula na matagumpay sa paghihiganti ang mga ligalig na kaluluwa at pare-parehong nagbuwis ng buhay ang mga inosente at responsableng tao sa krimen. Maliban sa saglit na eksena ng paghingi ng tawad ng ama bago malagutan ng hininga na halos di napansin ay wala ng kaliwanagan o inspirasyon man lamang na inihatid ang pelikula. Sa kabuuan ay nakababahala ang naging wakas ng pelikula dahil di naging payapa ang kaluluwa sa kabila ng mga buhay na nawala.

Pitik Bulag

Cast: Marco Alcaraz, Paloma, Victor Neri; Director: Gil Portes; Screenwriter: Eric Ramos; Genre: Drama; Distributor: ALV Entertainment; Location: Manila; Running Time: 100 minutes;

Technical Assessment: 2.5
Moral Assessment: 2.5
CINEMA Rating: For mature viewers 18 and above

Si Angelo (Marco Alcaraz) ay isang stuntman sa mga pelikula ng kanyang idol na si FPJ. Simula ng mamatay ang huli, humina na ang kita ni Angelo dahil wala nang gumagawa ng pelikulang action. Hindi rin masyadong sinusuwerte si Angleo sa mga audition para sa pelikula kung kaya’t wala siyang maipangtustos sa kanyang asawang si Kara (Paloma) at isang anak na iniwan sa probinsiya. Minsang mangungutang siya sa isang Uncle na dating kasamahan ng kanyang tatay sa trabaho ay makakapulot si Angelo ng isang bag na puno ng pera na umaabot ng sampung milyon. Naisip niyang ito na ang kanyang swerte kung kaya’t dali-dali niyang inilipat ang pera sa kanyang bag. Malalaman niyang ang pera pala ay nahulog galing sa sasakyan ng mga nagnakaw sa isang bangko. Ang malaking pang problema ay naiwan niya ang kanyang wallet kung saan niya napulot ang pera. Nasa panganib ang buhay niya pero ipagsasaalang-alang kaya niya ito para sa inaakala niyang suwerte na babago sa buhay at kinabukasan ng kanyang pamilya?

Maganda sana ang kuwentong nais iparating ng Pitik Bulag. Maraming bagong elemento sa paglalahad ng istorya ang makikita sa pelikula. Kaiga-igaya ang paggamit ng pelikulang Pilipino bilang kalugaran ng kuwento. Maihahantulad nga naman ng buhay natin sa isang artista na pilit hinahanap ang kinang ng bituin. Ngunit malaking palpak ang napakarami ring butas sa kabuuan ng pelikula. Ang mga ginawang insidente ay pawang nakaugat sa katangahan. Maging ang maraming imposibleng eksena ay pawang kamangmangan pa rin ang inspirasyon. Wala rin gaanong mararamdaman sa pag-arte ng mga tauhan. May ibubuga pa sana sila kung nabigyan pa ng mas malaman na kuwento at diyalogo. May ilang parte naman sa pelikula at ilang linya na nakakaaliw pero sa kabuuan ay nakakabagot ang malabis na kapalpakan. Maging ang ilang eksena ng paghuhubad ay pawang mga hindi kailangan sa kuwento at nakasira lamang sa kabuuan nito.

Ano nga ba ang gagawin mo sakaling makapulot ka ng malaking pera na maaring bumago sa buhay mo at ng pamilya mo? Ito ang nagsusumigaw na tanong sa Pitik Bulag. Kailan nga ba nagiging tunay na marumi ang pera? Kapag ito’y ninakaw lamang? Paano kung ito ay kusang dumating sa iyo ng hindi mo inaasahan? Sa kabilang banda, pinag-isip ng pelikula ang mga manonood kung ano nga ba ang nararapat gawin sakaling maharap sa ganitong uri ng sitwasyon. Dalisay ang puso ni Kara na ninais ipamahagi ang pera sa iba lalo na sa mga pamilya ng biktima ng pamamaslang ng mga magnanakaw ng pera. Si Kara rin ang nagsilbing kunsensiya ni Angelo sa kung ano ang tama at hindi tamang gawin sa perang napulot nito. Nalagay rin sa alanganin ang buhay nila Angelo dahil sa pag-angkin nila sa pera. Tunay na hindi dapat angkinin ang anumang hndi sa atin lalo ang perang hindi pinaghirapan at galing sa masama. Pero nakababahala pa ring palabasing isang bayani ang isang taong madaling masilaw ng salapi. Si Angelo ay kitang likas rin ang katamaran na umaasa lamang sa suwerte. Ang ituring na kabayanihan ang kanyang ginawa ay tunay na nakababahala. Higit sa lahat, nakababahala ang maraming eksena ng hubaran sa pelikula. Nariyan pa ang lesbianismo at homosekwalidad na pawang walang kinalaman sa kuwento at halatang inilagay lamang para maging kontrobersiyal ang pelikula. May ilang karahasan din sa pelikula na nararapat lamang sa mga manonood 18 gulang pataas.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Juhamel, Tyrese Gibson; Director: Michael Bay; Producers: Ian Bryce, Tom DeSanto, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Don Murphy; Screenwriters: Ehren Kruger, Roberto Orci; Music: Steve Jablomsky; Editor: Roger Barton, Tom Muldoon, Joel Negron, Paul Rubell; Genre: Action/ Adventure/ Science Fiction; CinematographBen Seresin; Distributor: Dreamworks; Location: New Mexico, USA; Running Time: 150 min.;

Technical Assessment: 3
Moral Assessment: 3
CINEMA Rating: For viewers 14 and above

Long ago, the first time Transformers came to Planet Earth, there took place a huge war wherein the key to a giant weapon was hidden. Now, the robots are back—Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Megatron, etc. The Decepticons are the villains in the story, and they’re headed for Earth under the leadership of The Fallen (voice of Hugo Weaving). The Fallen has sent an advanced troop to resurrect Megatron (voice of Hugo Weaving) and kill Optimus Prime (voice of Peter Cullen), intending to invade Earth in order to get the missing key and the giant weapon it runs, and then destroy Earth’s sun. But first they must capture Sam (Shia LeBeouf) and his girlfriend Mikaela (Megan Fox) who are in possession of a precious shard of the Allspark. A destructive chase after this otherwise insignificant human being Sam represents the meat of the story.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has all the characteristics of a bedtime story for preschoolers: it does not have to be a coherent story; its plot need not be logical but it must offer non-stop ticklers to engage the imagination; its characters do not have to be credible but some of them need to be cute; the fight between good and evil is so protracted that in the end the kids won’t care a hoot who wins. The movie’s length is the other thing that makes it perfect as a bedtime story for kids who can’t seem to have enough: at two and a half hours running time, it will surely put them to sleep before it ends. The big thing about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is the special effects. Although most of the time, the robot wars make it hard to distinguish the bad robots from the good robots, the men behind the computers must be given Oscars for their labors. Makes you wonder what they’re going to come up with next. Here it’s handsome cars morphing into Hulk-y robots, and there are robot flies, robot ants, robot pumas, robot blenders, robot girlfriends—ooops, no offense to Megan Fox, but the camera (or the cameraman) is fixated on making her look like Angelina Jolie’s baby sister minus the brains. But that’s okay because she’s paired with Shia LeBeouf who himself can pass for the baby brother of Russell Crowe minus the brawn. Meowing aside, if we could we would award the CGI geniuses.

Let’s give it the benefit of the doubt and say Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen has good intentions. Besides keeping the movie clean enough for young viewers, it also offers you tidbits on which to build your own moral conclusions, although that might seem like squeezing milk out of pyramid blocks. Some practical lessons that pop up at the oddest moments are: one, marijuana should be kept out of reach of adults; 2, pretty girls who throw themselves at you are always suspect—especially when they can grow metal tails that can strangle the hell out of you; 3, handsome cars are more reliable than pretty girls—they’ll be there for you till kingdom come; but 4, look twice before buying your sons Matchbox cars—you’ll never know when a shard from outer space will transform them into nasty little bug robots—it might be safer to get them Megan Barbies instead. Ho-hum.

Echelon Conspiracy

Cast: Shane West, Edward Burns, Ving Rhames, Yuriy Kutsenko; Director: Greg Marcks; Producers: Alexander Leyviman, Steve Richards, Roee Sharon; Screenwriter: Michael Nitsberg; Music: Bobby Tahouri; Editor: Joseph Gutowski, James Herbert; Genre: Action/ Adventure; Cinematography: Lorenzo Senatore; Distributor: Hyde Park International; Location: Bangkok, Thailand; Running Time: 105 min.;

Technical Assessment: 2.5
Moral Assessment: 2.5
CINEMA Rating: For viewers 14 and above

Max Petetson (Shane West) comes to Thailand to render his computer expertise, particularly password protection, to a certain company. After finishing the job, he receives a mysterious gift through mail sent at his hotel that turns out to be a cutting-edge, top of the line cellular phone. He receives equally mysterious text messages from an unknown sender. The first one is a warning for him to change his flight home. He follows and the plane he was supposed to be on crashes. Then he receives another text message suggesting him to invest in a certain stock and its price skyrockets by more than 300%. The text message instructs Max to go to a casino in Prague, Czech Republic and the sender recommends slots machines and blackjack tables where winning is guaranteed. Unfortunately, Max’s good luck draws attention of the casino’s security chief, John Reed (Edward Burns), and of FBI agent Dave Grant (Vhing Rhames). Everyone wants to know whose sending the text messages and what will they instruct Max next. It then turns out that Max’s life for cellular phone’s history reveals a body count.

Echelon Conspiracy’s concept could’ve been promising but the shallow storytelling and the series of implausible events leaves the feature with many loose ends. How could a machine be so powerful and omniscient? The action sequences appear to be less exciting as it should be and the performances of the casts are apparently misguided. There are some scenes that seem too long that eventually looses audience’s interest. Too much computer jargons also alienates the audience at times and the supposedly suspense scenes become less thrilling towards the movie’s end.

In the history of humankind, man has attempted for countless times to be God-like in manipulating the world. Consequently, man has failed in all these countless attempts for they can never contain the power of God. Echelon Conspiracy is another attempt to put to test the extent of man’s power to control the universe through modern-day machines like computers and cellular phones. Such machines are created to make human lives easier but it can also do otherwise. In the evil intention of invading one’s privacy and accumulating illegal wealth, such machines can also be of help. It is clear in the film that the one manipulating is evil, however, Max’s character surrenders to the wills of the said sender for the promise of fortune without hesitation and remorse in the end. This makes the entire feature disturbing. Until he has really learned the danger the machine could bring to him, he has no plans of questioning its motives as long as it bring him good luck. Ultimately, it is disturbing how the government could manipulate human beings for no specific noble cause. This means, humans themselves, and at the authority at that, creates machines for their own destruction and they do not realize it. If this is the case, we are really indeed living in a dangerous world.

The Coffin

Cast: Karen Mok, Ananda Everingham, Napakpapha Nakpasitte, Andrew Lin, Suchao Pongwilai, Tassawan Seneewongse, Aki Shibuya; Director: Ekachai Uekrongtham; Directors: Mickey M. Bonura, Daniel Ingraham; Producer: Shawn Ramagos; Screenwriters: Mickey M. Bonura, Daniel Ingaraham; Music: Marco Werba; Editor: Kristopher Hoffman; Genre: Horror; Cinematography: Kristopher Hoffman; Distributor: Scorpio East Pictures, MediaCorp Raintree Pictures & Cathay-Keris Films: Location: Thailand; Running Time: 90 min.;

Technical Assessment: 3
Moral Assessment: 2.5
CINEMA Rating: For mature viewers 18 and above

Two people journey to Thailand to participate in a horrifying ritual to save one’s self or one’s beloved. Chris‘s (Ananda Everingdam) is a claustrophobic architect whose fiancé, Mariko, is dying slowly while Sue (Karen Mok) is a health conscious nutritionist who just learned she has cancer. After participating in the Thai ritual, they momentarily experience miracles as Mariko awakens and Sue escapes a near death accident and is declared cancer-free. However, the happiness is short lived as a woman and her baby haunt Chris, and Sue’s fiancé dies but continues to stay with her. Soon they find themselves with a paranormal professor as they frantically try to exorcise the ghosts and reverse their luck before another misfortunate befalls on them.
For a horror film, The Coffin is exquisite as it features beautiful Thailand with its magnificent century old temples and historic cemeteries. The production design is cinematically eerie with scenes like hundred of coffins arranged around a giant Buddha and a closet stretching endlessly with mirrors facings each other on both sides. The horror is brilliant as it delivers a shock right after one has relaxed with the seemingly harmless settings. The performances are raw and vulnerable, drawing the audience with the characters’ lives and emotions. However, the script and storyline fail to develop seamlessly with a few loose ends here and there. The efforts to add drama at the end is weak and clichéd. Overall, the movie is thrilling enough to hold the audience for an hour and half at the edge of their seats.
The movie is inspired by a controversial north eastern Thai ceremony where fate and karma are merely elements of ritual as disturbing as lying in a coffin. The movie, though, takes this a step further and says the world is merely balanced by good and bad karmas where receiving a good fortune must necessarily bring on a misfortune to somebody else. As much as we would understand how hopeless and helpless people cling on to any prospect of salvation, we must also be reminded that the best piece of hope is one’s inner strength that comes from one’s fervent prayers. As Catholics, we throw up our hands and resign to the will of the Almighty but we also do so with a conscious desire to participate in the sufferings and offerings of the Body of Christ. We do not rely on karma but depend on the mercy and blessing of our Creator. And while doing so, we also employ all means humanly possible to alleviate and solve our problems and concerns. We need to emphasize the value of prayer and self-reliance instead of the quick fixes and easy way out.