The Three Musketeers

CAST: Logan Leman, Mila Jovovich, Matthew Macfadyen, Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans, Christopher Walz, Orlando Bloom; DIRECTOR: Paul W.S. Anderson; SCREENPLAY: Andrew Davies, Alex Litvak; Based on The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas pere; EDITING:  Alexander Berner; PRODUCER: Paul W.S. Anderson, etc.; MUSIC: Paul Haslinger; GENRE: Action-Adventure; DISTRIBUTOR: Constantin Film, Summit Entertainment; LOCATION: France; RUNNING TIME: 110 minutes

Technical Assessment:  2.5

Moral Assessment     :   3

Cinema Rating          :   For viewers 14 years old.

This is another big screen adaptation of the Alexandre Dumas pere’s historical novel of The Three Musketeers with some twists here and there to make the plot more family-oriented. Like the novel, the film version follows D’Artagnan (Logan Lerman) travel to Paris to become of the Musketeers like his father. He is a well-trained fighter but is hot-headed and aggressive often ending up at the end of his opponent’s sword. On his first day in Paris, he manages to almost get killed by the Cardinal’s guards, gets into petty fights with the Athos (Macfadyen), Porthos (Stevenson) and Aramis (Evans) and challenges each to a duel at midday. But when the Cardinal’s guards come to arrest the Musketeers, the 4 come together and defeat all 40 of them. D’Artagnan is invited into the Musketeer’s homes and learns that life has become dull and boring for the 3 since they no longer have a cause to be passionate about. Meanwhile Cardinal Richelieu has taken control over France because King Louis XIII (Fox) is far too immature and inexperienced to lead France seriously.  Later, the Musketeers and D’Artagnan find their respective causes when they are tapped by the Queen’s maid-in-waiting to retrieve a diamond necklace from Lord Buckingham (Bloom) to avert the Cardinal’s plan to tarnish the Queen’s reputation and launch a war between France and England.

The story tries to be faithful to the novel and cleverly adds the right twist to make the plot more palatable to the younger audiences. The costumes and set design are outrageously impressive. There was an attempt to update the dialogue but it didn’t really quite have enough wit and bite to be funny and memorable. The characters and their acting feel caricaturist and theatrical. The battle and fight scenes are lame and tedious. There is no excitement either in the choreography or the shots or the over-all direction of the scene. The special effects were done to impress rather than to deliver a point. As a whole, the movie which had enough promise and potential did not really get there and failed to be engaging to its audience.

The good news is the movie has very little disturbing scenes, save for the inevitable swordfights, some crass language and the musketeer’s love for liquor. It briefly talks about honor, valor, friendship and loyalty to the crown but does deliver a clear message. Even the famous “All for one and one for all” battlecry has been lost. Although some might find the role of the Church against the monarchy a bit disturbing, especially since the real-life Cardinal Richelieu did play a controversial role during the time of King Louis XIII, is still presented as fiction and should not be taken any more than a twist in the story. The move has no valuable message to take home but neither does it have any objectionable one. As long as viewers are clear that they are watching fiction, mature teenagers can handle both the material and the treatment but the younger ones should be guided by their parents.

REAL STEEL

CAST:Hugh Jackman (Charlie Kenton), Dakota Goyo (Max), Evangeline Lilly (Bailey Tallet), and Anthony Mackie (Finn);DIRECTOR: Shawn Levy;SCREENWRITER:John Gatins;PRODUCER:Stephen Spielberg;EDITOR:MUSICAL DIRECTOR;GENRE:Drama, Action & Adventure, Science Fiction & Fantasy;CINEMATOGRAPHER     DISTRIBUTOR:Dream works Pictures & Touchstone Pictures;LOCATION:USA;

RUNNING TIME:230minutes  

Technical Assessment: 4

Moral Assessment: 3

Cinema Rating: For viewers 13 years old and below with parental guidance       

Real Steel is based on the 1956 short story “Steel” by Richard Matheson and center on the father and son story of Charlie (Hugh Jackman) and Max (Dakota Goyo). It is 2020 and boxing has now become a sport between mechanically controlled robots instead of real people. Charlie, a retired boxer,  is being chased left and right by his loan shark creditors while his son Max, must spend the summer with him for the first time after his ex-girl and Max’s mother dies. Charlie makes one attempt after another to win a match and make some money to pay off his creditors,  however his arrogance and lack of foresight lead him to bigger debts and trouble. Now,  Charlie must struggle to make some decent living and build a non-existent relationship with his 11 year old son before his past catches up with him.

Real Steel is a delight to watch with enough high-tech gadgets amidst the grit and ruthlessness of real life.  The story is well meaning and well told. One cannot help but be caught with Charlie’s constant attempt to be the person he ought to be and his unspoken desire to be a better father. Jackman and Goy’s chemistry is as explosive as the fight scenes and manage to capture the sympathy of their audience.  The CGIs and post-prod techniques are amazingly realistic and truthful. For a few minutes, the movie successfully transports the viewers to another time which is for more advance technologically but as dramatic as any other time. Overall, the movie is visually enjoyable and worth watching.

A world of robot and underground combat  teamed up with gambling and illegal betting naturally spells violence. Now, thrown in an 11-year old kid who shockingly adapts so easily with that kind of world makes the situation a little more unsettling. For this matter, Real Steel is not a suitable movie for young audiences.

However, there are little bits of lessons of life through here and there that could be picked up by adults and children alike. For one, the unmistakable love between father and son and their struggle to build a relationship is touching. Second, the movie beautifully shows how the power of love can transform the  a hardest heart to make him want to be a better man. And last, hope and determination is amidst struggles and failures are emphasized in the father and son journey to win a fight.

Apollo 18

CAST:  Warren Christie (Lunar Module Pilot Captain Benjamin "Ben" Anderson), Lloyd Owen (Commander Nathan “Nate” Walker), Ryan Robbins (Command Module Pilot Lieutenant Colonel John Grey); DIRECTOR: Gonzalo Lopez-Gallego; SCREENWRITER:Brian Miller, Cory Goodman;FILM PRODUCER: Ron Schmidt, Timur Bekmambetov;GENRE:Science Fiction & Fantasy, Horror;CINEMATOGRAPHER DISTRIBUTOR;Weinstein Company;LOCATION:Vancouver, Canada; RUNNING TIME:96 minutes

Technical Assessment: 2.5

Moral Assessment: 1.5

Cinema Rating: For viewers 18 years old and above     

The film says that there were actually 18 Apollo missions to the moon although the US government declared only 17. The video footage of Apollo 18 surfaced on the Internet and the film is said to be its edited version. Astronauts Benjamin Anderson (Warren Christie) and Nathan Walker (Lloyd Owen) were the ones sent by the US Department of Defense to the mission. What is supposedly a routine scientific exploration turns out to be a revelation of something unknown and dangerous as they start to discover mysterious entities on the surface.

Apollo 18 is an attempt to revive the glory of the found-footage-horror genre in the tradition of the box office success of The Blair Witch Project. However, Apollo 18 fails in one important respect – making the audience believe that the entire film is taken from an actual footage and that the video footage is for real. The moment the film loses the audience’s suspension of disbelief, it loses its audience entirely. From the dragging beginning wherein nothing’s really going-on but the audience only sees a glimpse of the astronauts’ life, to the supposedly horrific ending that turns out to be more laughable than horrifying, The audience is made to watch characters whom they won’t really care about. Apollo 18 failed as a mission and it fails as a film as well.  

The message of the film is even ambiguous. At one point, it simply tries to expose a US government anomaly, then it shows how a man turns into a beast for survival. The “what’s going on?” question turns into “what does the movie really want to say?” As an expose, it failed to reveal much and investigate further. Making the entire look of the film more fictional than real. Again, the moment they fail to sustain the audience’s suspension of disbelief, they lost whatever point they want to convey. But looking at the film as a fiction, it does not say anything much except the moral dilemma faced by the characters and theUS government whether to keep them alive or not despite their acquired infection. Can a person’s right to life be sacrificed for the sake of national welfare and safety? In the same light, is it acceptable for the government to conceal information that would reflect badly on them? The film posed more questions than answers given its questionable credibility that is ruined by improper handling of the genre. But then, the answers to the questions are still worth pondering.

DREAM HOUSE

CAST: Daniel Craig (Will Attenton), Rachel Weisz (Libby), Naomi Watts, Elias, Koteas, Marton Csokas;DIRECTOR:Jim Sheridan;SCREENWRITER:  Jim Sheridan PRODUCER: Morgan Creek;EDITOR:  MUSICAL DIRECTOR;GENRE:Drama, Mystery, Thriller;CINEMATOGRAPHER: Caleb Deschanel;DISTRIBUTOR: Universal Studio;LOCATION: USA ; RUNNING TIME:  92 minutes

Technical Assessment: 3

Moral Assessment: 1.5

Cinema Rating: For viewers 18 years old and above     

Will Attenton (Daniel Craig) decides to give-up his high-paying job so he can finally settle down and spend more time with his wife, Libby (Rachel Weisz) and two young daughters. They just recently moved into what Will would call, a dream house in suburb New England. Everything is blissful until the kids and Libby start to see and feel that something is wrong in the house. Will and Libby later on discover that their house is a site of murder wherein a man named Peter Ward killed his wife and two daughters. As Will investigates further, he will become more wary to learn that Peter Ward is still and already on the loose. For fear that his family might be the next target, Will does further investigation to locate Peter Ward, only to discover the truth that would be difficult for him to accept and handle.

Dream House boosts a powerful cast of good thespians who are able to pull off whatever it is that’s lacking in the film’s narrative. The audience is able to engage in the story more so because of the actors’ acting. The film has a strong beginning, however, when it revealed the greatest twist in the story, it never moved on to more interesting directions and possibilities. The story has nothing much to offer anymore after the said revelation.  The scare never climaxes and the suspense becomes less thrilling. If one scrutinizes the plot, there are many loopholes in the logic of the thread.  Much craft is seen though more on the film’s cinematography, music and sound that blend well. Then again, the audience will always look into the story. Dream House could’ve been great given the genius behind the film. Perhaps, they should think of a more intelligent plot after the twist and switch of fate is over.

The film dwells on one’s miseries with the distress he has gone though in life. Dream House  is about a man who tries to move on only to find out that the very root of his problem is the fact that he has not moved on. There is a lot of genius in this premise only that the same point blurs somewhere in the story when it fails to convince how things came about. Will believed in his own ghosts that he is able to create and re-create a ghost-reality. But then, faith is not seen in such hallucinations, it only furthers the works of the devil. It seems, justice is elusive in such innocent lives and innocent victims in the story. Why such a horror would happen to a nearly-perfect family living in a dream house? Perhaps the film is also saying that bad things really happen to good people. It will be apparent towards the film’s end that somehow, justice is served to those who deserved to be punished. Some scenes of violence may not fit the very young audience.

Dolphin Tale in 3D

CAST:  Harry Connick Jr. (Dr. Clay Haskett), Ashley Judd (Loraine Nelson) Kris Kristofferson (Reed Hasket), Nathan Gamble (Sawyer Nelson), Cozi Zuehlsdorff, Austin Stowell (Kyle), Morgan Freeman (Dr. Cameron);DIRECTOR:Charles Martin Smith;FILM PRODUCER: Andrew A. Kosove, Broderick Johnson, Richard Ingber;SCREENWRITER: Karen Janszen;EDITOR:MUSICAL DIRECTOR;GENRE:Drama, Kids & Family;CINEMATOGRAPHER DISTRIBUTOR: Warner Bros. Pictures;LOCATION: USA;RUNNING TIME: 113 minutes  

Technical Assessment: 3.5

Moral Assessment: 4

Cinema Rating: For viewers 13 years old and below with parental guidance

SYPNOSIS: Dolphin Tale is inspired by the amazing true story of a brave dolphin and the compassionate strangers who banded together to save her life. Swimming free, a young dolphin is caught in a crab trap, severely damaging her tail. She is rescued and transported to the Clearwater Marine Hospital, where she is named Winter. But her fight for survival has just begun. Without a tail, Winter's prognosis is dire. It will take the expertise of a dedicated marine biologist, the ingenuity of a brilliant prosthetics doctor, and the unwavering devotion of a young boy to bring about a groundbreaking miracle-a miracle that might not only save Winter but could also help scores of people around the world.

No Other Woman

CAST: Kristine Reyes, Derek Ramsey, Anne Curtis DIRECTOR: Ruel Bayani; GENRE: drama; DISTRIBUTOR: Viva, Star Cinema; LOCATION: Philippines; RUNNING TIME :110 minutes  

Technical Assessment: 3

Moral Assessment: 3

Cinema Rating: For viewers 18 years old and above

Isang furniture designer-producer si Ram (Derek Ramsay), tapat sa asawang si Sharmaine (Cristine Reyes) at gustong mamuhay nang maayos para sa kinabukasan ng kanilang magiging pamilya.  Sa panahong iniaalok niya ang kanyang mga disenyo upang makuha ang kontrata mula sa Costa Luz beach resort, makikilala niya si Cara (Anne Curtis), anak ng may-ari, si Mr. Zalderiaga.  Matitipuan siya ni Cara at hindi siya tatantanan hanggang hindi bumibigay ang kanyang pagkalalaki dito.  Paglalabanan ni Ram ang kariktan ni Cara, ngunit mapilit ang babae, at sasabihing wala siyang tangkang umibig sa lalaki—o ibigin nito.  Sa paningin ni Cara, isa siyang “liberated woman” na nakukuha ang anumang gustuhin niya.  Bagama’t mahal ni Ram ang maybahay niyang si Sharmaine, madadarang din ito sa init ni Cara.  Matutuklasan ni Sharmaine ang nangyayari, ngunit tigas nang tatanggi si Cara na mawala sa kanya si Ram.  Umiibig na siya, saw akas—amin ni Cara sa kanyang matatalik na kaibigan—at ipaglalaban niya ang karapatan niyang umibig.

Nakakagulat na napakaraming tao ang gustong manood ng No Other Woman—sa unang araw ng labas nito, puno ang isang sinihan sa Makati na karaniwan namang hindi naglalabas ng pelikulang Pilipino.  Nang magtanong kami, yon pala’y dahil sa pag-aakalang mas marami itong naglalagablab na eksena kaysa My Neighbor’s Wife.  Ngunit lalong higit sa maiinit na eksena, ang dialogue ang nagdadala ng kuwento sa No Other Woman.  Makatapos naming mapanood ito, naisip namin: para lang kaming nanood ng isang TV drama sa higanteng screen.  Pero narinig namin mula sa isang nanood, “Parang Korean telenobela na pinagkasya sa dalawang oras.”  (Hindi kami maka-sang-ayon pagkat hindi kami mahilig manood ng Korean telenovela).  May kuwentong maayos at madaling sundan ito, pero nilagyan ng subplots na hindi naman pinakitaan ng resolusyon sa dulo.  Kakaunti ang mga tauhan, at halos ay nakatutok ang kamera sa maliit nilang mundo.  Magaling ang pagganap ng mga pangunahing artista, ayon sa hinihingi ng kuwento, bagama’t hindi naman gasinong mabigat ang hinihingi ng mga papel nila.  Minsan, pagka’t masasabi mo na humigit-kumulang ang magiging katapusan ng kuwento dahil sa takbo ng usapan ng mga tauhan, ang pansin mo ay maaagaw ng nakikita mo, ang ibinibilad na katawan ng mga artista, lalol na ni Curtis, ang magandang karagatan, magarang mga kuwarto, atbp.   

Ang pinakamabuting parte ng No Other Woman ay ang pagtataguyod nito sa kasagraduhan ng pag-aasawahan.  Malinaw at matuwid ang katapusan.  Ipinapakita rin nito ang katotohanan na pighati ang ibinubunga ng kapalaluan at katigasan ng ulo.  Palalo si Cara sa pag-aakalang kayang-kaya niyang kontrolin ang sarili—ngunit hindi ito kinunsinti ng kuwento.  Naging mahina din si Ram, subalit ipinamalas din ng pelikula ang mapait na ibinubunga nito na maaaring kumitil sa anumang kabutihang nasa buhay na niya.  Maliwanag na sinasalamin ng pelikula ang halaga ng pagharap sa sariling kamalian, ang paghingi ng kapatawaran, at ang nararapat na pagpapatawad.  Pagkamatuwid ang nananaig sa lahat, na siya lamang karapat-dapat ayon sa batas ng kalikasan, ng tao at ng Dios.  Makabubuting panoorin ito ng mga mag-asawa o ng mga taong gusto nang mag-asawa, at nang mapag-usapan ang mga maseselang bagay na humahadlang sa tagumpay at ligaya ng pag-aasawa.  May matututuhan din dito ang mga babaeng "Cara" sa ating paligid.  Sige, maging pasaway kayo, pero hindi ninyo masasabing hindi kayo binalaan ng No Other Woman.

Friends with Benefits

CAST: Justin Timberlake (Dylan), Mila Kunis (Jamie), Patricia Clarkson (Lorna), Jenna Elfman (Annie), Bryan Greenberg (Parker), Richard Jenkins (Mr. Harper), Woody Harrelson (Tommy) and Emma Stone (Kayla);DIRECTOR: Will Gluck;SCREENWRITER: Keith Merryman, David A. Newman ;PRODUCER: Mr. Gluck, Martin Shafer, Liz Glotzer, Jerry Zucker and Janet Zucker ;EDITOR: Tia Nolan  MUSICAL DIRECTOR ;GENRE: Romantic Comedy;CINEMATOGRAPHER: Michael Grady;DISTRIBUTOR: Screen Gems  

LOCATION: New York & Los Angeles, USA; RUNNING TIME:  107 minutes 

Technical Assessment: 3.5

Moral Assessment: 2                     

Cinema Rating: For viewers 18 years old and above

The movie tries to place a contemporary spin on an old “boy meets girl-loves girl but doesn’t know it” plot with sex in the equation. It follows how best friends Jamie (Mila Kunis), the emotional wreck, and Dylan(Justin Timberlake), the emotionally unavailable, decide one night that they can push their friendship a little further without having to worry about the emotional entanglement that comes after. So after some time of sexual trysts, their friendship deepens until… bam …they fall in love but refuse to admit it to themselves, much more to each other. So, their friendship is tested, they part ways and realize they can’t live without each other. Of course, as any other romantic comedies, in the end the boy gets the girl. (So much for not wanting to do another romantic cliché.)

           

Let’s look at the movie as a romantic comedy. Was it funny? At times.  Was  it romantic? A little? Was it a genius? No. And here’s why. The plot is tired formula. You immediately knew where it will go, how it will end and how it will get there. Even the dad suffering from Alzheimer’s or the gay friend who served as triggers for Dylan to reflect and realize his feelings is absolutely pathetic. The comedy was mostly derived from the awkwardness of the sex scenes, which have elicited more frowns and disgust than chuckles.  The effort to give an old plot a fresh approach failed because save for the awkwardness of the premise, the movie had nothing more to offer.

Technically, Friends with benefits is acceptable.  The acting was passable, although Kunis exerted more effort than Timberlake who probably thinks that baring his butt makes up for his shallowness. Their chemistry, however, was good and believable. The scoring was cute and made up for the lack of emotional sympathy of the scenes. Overall, this is not one of those romantic comedies you’d like to watch with a significant other.

The greatest problem this movie poses is its very understanding of sex as merely an emotional consummation of a romantic relationship. It is enough to have gone 5 dates with a guy so that sleeping with him becomes acceptable.  It is simply a physical need, like hunger or sleep, which needs to be addressed. It never mentions commitment and responsibility as part of it.   As the movie title implies, SEX is just a BENEFIT that comes with having a boyfriend/girlfriend,instead of being an intimate act between two people within the confines of a perpetual vow to love each other exclusively.

The sexual cannot be without emotional and spiritual attachment for the partner because this is when you bare yourself and your soul to someone whom you trust and who will accept you for who you are. That is why it should be exclusively for mature adults who are willing to commit to marriage.

Even the end scene failed to redeem the convoluted morals of the story as we see Dylan and Jamie passionately trying to get under each other’s clothes in public.

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS should be for discerning adults who have mature consciences so that they can clearly distinguish between being genuinely funny and being contemptible.

  

GLEE: THE 3D CONCERT MOVIE

CAST:  Chris Colfer, Cory Monteith, Dianna Agron, Lea Michele, Amber Riley, Darren Criss, Heather Morris, Kevin McHale, Mark Salling; DIRECTOR: Kevin Tancharoen;

GENRE: Musical, Performing Arts;CINEMATOGRAPHER: Glen MacPherson; DISTRIBUTOR: 20th Century Fox; LOCATION: USA; RUNNING TIME: 84 minutes  

Technical Assessment: 3

Moral Assessment: 2.5

Cinema Rating: For viewers age 14 years old and above

What story can you find in a “3D concert movie” that is semi-fiction, and neither a movie nor a concert but tries to be both?   Hybrids can be interesting—for the new flavor they bring (remember “mangapple”, a cross between a mango and an apple?) or for the novelty they are (like the “zebronkey”, the offspring of the union between a donkey and a zebra?)—but how enduring are they?  More importantly, what are they for?  Why create them?

Well, in this world where people seem to be looking always for something new and exciting, marketing is the name of the game. 

A film critique in North America called this concert movie a “Gleekumentary” precisely because in it actors assume roles of singers who sing other people’s songs, but because there is a real “Glee” TV series, one wonders if the 3D concert movie is the real life story of the television performers, and if those “Gleeks” (hard core fans of the TV series) are for real, or are they just more actors or fans willing to appear as “gleeks” for their 10-seconds’ moment of glory.

It has the look of a documentary—“singers” and “fans” being interviewed and portrayed in such a manner that unsuspecting viewers would think they’re delivering testimonials.  Here teens are played by grown ups—alphabetically, Artie (Kevin McHale), Blaine (Darren Criss), Brittany (Heather Morris), Finn (Corey Monteith), Kurt (Chris Colfer), Mercedes (Amber Riley), Rachel (Lea Michele), Santana, (Naya Rivera) and others.  There are real teenagers, too: Josey Pickering who suffers from Asperger's syndrome, the midget high school cheerleader Janae Meraz, and the just-out-of-the-closet gay Trenton Thompson who practically swear they owe their newfound self-worth to the TV series that taught them to “embrace their inner-Gleek”.

Whatever Glee 3D concert-movie is or should be called, whether it’s fact or fantasy, done with actors playing roles, it underscores the verity that entertainment not only matters—it also helps shape the life of fans. 

Glee 3D concert-movie aims to put across some positive messages of self-acceptance and tolerance.  For one Janae, the dwarf who becomes prom princess, says it’s not only okay to be different—one can be different (in the way that she is) and be popular, too.  It sounds like a fairy tale but her smiling countenance adds credibility to her claim.  Josey witnesses to her own transformation, a before-and-after case of social anxiety remedied by bonding with other Glee fans.  Former closet queen Trenton is virtually awed by his (her?) own experience of being uncovered and being accepted in spite of it, thanks to the inspiring gay character Kurt.

It tells the youth “Glee is good for you, it helps you accept yourself even if others reject you, not be afraid to be different, muster your courage and win in this world.”  Certain song lyrics exhort the young to believe in their individual worth, to stay optimistic and afloat in rough sailing, to never let go of dreams, to look for the good in people’s differences, and trust in the power and beauty of love.  These uplifting messages are mixed and matched with song-and-dance routines that sometimes sizzle with fireworks and at other times are so “over-miked” the numbers make you feel you’re in evangelical prayer meetings minus the hallelujahs.

What is Glee really trying to influence the viewers to think?  Is it afraid it will sound syrupy if it leaves its pure message unadulterated?  Or is the sugar meant to aid in the swallowing of the unsavory morsels?  It says physical, emotional, social and cultural differences must be respected and in fact celebrated, but why did it not reinforce these positive messages until they’re driven home?

Why the suggestive dancing, the seductive lines?  What is being said is belied by what is being sung.  The upside values earlier cited are overshadowed by song lyrics that extol premarital sex (Don’t Stop Believin’ and Teenage Dream): "Let's go all the way tonight… No regrets, just love … I'm a get your heart racing in my skintight jeans… Be your teenage dream tonight… Let you put your hands on me in my skintight jeans."  In I’m a slave 4 U Brittany mimics Britney Spears’ sexy-dancing, portraying emotional and sexual bondage in skimpy belly-dance costume.  Boys and girls hop across the stage and grab their crotches a la Michael Jackson.  Girls wear breast-baring tops and lift their micro-mini skirts giving a glimpse of their underwear.  And these are supposedly high school characters.

     The glowing “testimonials” underscoring the value of a healthy self-image and the stand that those in the social fringes must also be viewed with compassion are upstaged by the repeated endorsement of gay tolerance through Trenton’s self-disclosure.  Featured at the concert climax is Lady Gaga’s Born This Way, the flagship song of gay America, sung by Kurt wearing a “Likes boys” t-shirt which Trenton also wears.  If your ears are quick they might pick up a line from the audience saying her young daughter is so enamored of gay characters Kurt and Blaine that she wishes them to be her “two dads”.  Which makes one wonder if this is not advocating SSM (same sex marriage).
     If Glee 3D concert-movie were just made up of the empowering messages, CINEMA might have given it an above-average moral rating, even if its smiles-and-sunshine approach smacks of prefabricated fairy tales.  But because of the subliminal manner by which it mesmerizes the young by music and movement into embracing a questionable love style, it creeps into the realm of the ambiguous.  Smashing prejudice and intolerance by polishing the image of homosexuality is hardly a commendable message to save a Third World country where a sizeable chunk of the population lives below poverty level—and certainly does not hate the gays in their midst.  Think about that.

RAKENROL

CAST:  Jason Abalos (Odie), Ramon Bautista, Glaiza De Castro (Irene), Matet De Leon, Ketchup Eusebio, Diether Ocampo (Jacci Rocha), Jun Sabayton, Alwyn Uytingco;DIRECTOR: Quark Henares;PRODUCER: Furball/Revolver/Postmanila/Reality Entertainment;EDITOR:  MUSICAL DIRECTOR;GENRE: Comedy/Romance ;CINEMATOGRAPHER DISTRIBUTOR  

LOCATION: Phiilippines ;RUNNING TIME:  112 minutes   

           

 Technical Assessment: 2

Moral Assessment: 3
Cinema Rating: For viewers 14 years old and above

Isinalaysay ni Odie (Jayson Abalos) na simula pa ng High school ay magkasundong-magkasundo na sila ng matalik niyang kaibigan na si Irene (Glaiza De Castro) sa hilig nila sa rock and roll music at kung paano siya nain-love dito dahil palagi silang magkasama sa mga gigs. Nasa kolehiyo na sila ng maisipan nilang magbuo ng banda sa mungkahi ni Irene. Hindi naman sila nabigo dahil nakatagpo sila ng mga taong katulad nila ang hilig tulad nila Mo (Kethcup Eusebio) at Junfour ( Alwyn Uytingco).  Talentado si Odie na nagsilbing leader ng banda. Siya ang lumilikha ng kanta na tinangkilik ng mga mahilig sa rock music.  May mga naniwala at tumulong sa kanila katulad ni Matet (Matet De Leon) na nagsilbing manager ng grupo. Sa kalaunan ay nakilala naman banda bilang Hapipaks sa kabila ng mga dinanas na hirap. Kasabay ng paglikha ng pangalan ay mga unos na sumubok sa kanilang samahan at humamon sa kanilang talento. Naging kasintahan ni Irene ang hinahangaan niyang sikat na rakistang si Jaccirocha (Diether Ocampo) subalit pinaglaruan lang siya nito na labis na ikinasakit ng kalooban ni Odie.  Ang problema kasi bagamat labis din ang pagmamahal ni Irene kay Odie ay di niya masuklian na higit pa sa pagkakaibigan ang pagmamamahal nito sa kanya.

Sumasalamin ang pelikulang Rakenrol sa iba’t ibang yugto ng buhay ng mga tao na kasangkot sa mundo ng rock and roll music.  Kakaiba ang ginawang trato ng director sa paghahatid ng temang ito na madalas ay umiikot sa madilim na takbo ng buhay at  pinatutungkulan pa ng pagka “satanista”.  Nagpakita rin naman ng ganitong pananaw sa pelikula pero dahil sa maingat na panulat at direksyon ay naging magaan ang kuwento ng pagsibol, pag-abot at pagpapapahalaga sa mga pangarap.  Kahit papaano ay nakapagbahagi ang pelikula ng magagandang aspeto ng musikang rock sa buhay ng isang rakista katulad halimbawa ng paglalabas ng damdamin at pagpapalaya sa matapat na sining ng tugtog at awitin.  Nagbigay ng punto ang Rakenrol tungkol sa kalakaran sa larangang ito na maaring pag-isipan ng mga baguhan rakista kung magpapalaot ba sila o hindi. Epektibo sa kanilang mga karakter ang mga nagsiganap bagamat medyo sumamblay kay Diether bilang Jaccirocha.  May damdamin ang potograpiya  na nakadagdag sa pagiging makabuluhan ng mga eksena.  Akma ang ang disenyo ng produksyon at maganda ang seleksyon ng mga awitin na karamihan ay orihinal. Sa kabuuan ay mahusay ang aspetong teknikal ng Rakenrol at maaring ipagbunyi ng rakista bilang pagkilala sa kanilang sining.

Ang talento ay kaloob ng Diyos na dapat lamang pagyamanin upang maging kapaki-pakinabang sa tao at sa lipunan.  Ang isang larangan katulad ng sining ng ay may sariling kultura na nililikha ng mga taong gumagalaw dito.  Subalit higit sa pagyakap sa isang kultura ay ang  personal na pundasyon at pagpapahalaga ng isang tao.  Ipinakita sa pelikula na taglay ng mga pangunahing tauhan ang mga aspetong ito ng kanilang pagkatao. Nanatili sa kanila ang disiplina sa sarili, focus sa minahal nilang sining at pag-abot sa pangarap.  Kahanga-hanga ang pagkakaibigan nina Odie at Irene.  Sa kabila ng natatanging pag-ibig ni Odie sa kaibigan ay di sya nagdalawang isip na magsakripisyo at unawain ang kaibigan. Samantala mayroon din bahagi ng sakripisyo si Irene para sa kanya.  Nakakatuwa rin panoorin ang samahan ng kanilang banda kung saan may pagkilala sa contribution ng bawat isa sa grupo.  May pag-unawa sa kuwento ng buhay ng bawat isa at naging daan upang magsilbing inspirasyon at hugutan ng lakas ng bawat isa upang magpatuloy. Isang napapanahong pelikula ang Rakenrol lalo na sa mga kabataan at  magulang.  May malalim na mensahe ng pagpapalago ng sarili at inspirasyon sa pag-abot ng mga pangarap at pakikipagkapwa.  Bagamat positibo ang mensahe ng pelikula ay sagana ito sa linya ng pagmumura at mga eksena ng magulong gigs ng mga rakista na di angkop sa mga batang manonood.

MY NEIGHBOR’S WIFE

CAST: Carla Abellana, Lovi Poe, Jake Cuenca, Dennis Trillo; DIRECTOR: Jun Lana.  SCREENPLAY: Jun Lana;  RUNNING TIME:100 minutes; LOCATION: Manila; GENRE: Drama

Technical Assessment: 3.5

Moral Assessment: 2.5

Cinema Rating: For viewers 18 years old and above

Madalas awayin ni Jasmine (Carla Abellana) ang kanyang asawang si Bullet (Jake Cuenca) dahil sa pambabae nito bagama’t wala pa naman siyang nahuhuli at napapatunayan. Ang mag-asawang kaibigan din nila na sina Giselle (Lovi Poe) at Aaron (Dennis Trillo) ay madalas namang magtalo patungkol sa pananalapi. Isang gabi ng matinding pag-aaway ng dalawang mag-asawa, nakahanap ng karamay sa isa’t-isa sina Bullet at Giselle. Malalango sila sa alak at makakalimot sa kanilang sarili at dahil dito’y mangyayari ang hindi inaasahan – magtatalik silang dalawa. Bagama’t hindi na naulit ang pangyayari at sila’y nagbalik sa kani-kanilang asawa, madidiskubre pa rin ito ni Jasmine na siyang magiging dahilan ng pagkakagalit at pagkakagulo nilang apat. Sa pagmamakaawa ng dalawang asawang nangalunya, tatangapin pa rin sila ng kani-kanilang asawa ngunit dahil wala na ang tiwala ay magbabago na ang lahat. Magiging mahigpit si Aaron kay Giselle at madalas niyang isusumbat ang pagloloko ng asawa. Si Bullet naman ay magiging malambing at mabuting asawa at ama habang si Jasmin ay malamig pa rin ang pag-trato sa kanya. Makalipas ang isang taon ng pagkakalayo, muling magkikita sina Jasmine at Aaron. Sa mga nasira nilang tiwala sa kani-kanilang asawa, makakahanap ng karamay ang isa’t-isa. Ngunit magiging simula pala ito ng mas matinding problema.

Isang mapangahas na pelikula ang My Neighbor’s Wife na nagtangkang usisain at kuwestyunin ang institusyon ng kasal lalo na kapag nawala na ang tiwala. Maraming nasabi ang pelikula patungkol dito at nagawa nitong gulatin ang manonood sa napakaraming komplikasyon ng tema. Mahusay ang pagkakalahad ng kuwento ng pinaigting pa ng mahuhusay na pagganap ng mga pangunahing tauhan lalo na ang dalawang bidang babae na sina Abellana at Poe. Sayang nga lang at hindi masyadong napanindigan ng pelikula ang dapat sana’y malalim nitong tema ukol sa relasyon dahil halos nauuwi sa pagiging romantiko ang ilang mga eksena sa halip na ma-drama. Pati ang katapusan nito ay pawang hindi angkop sa nais nitong sabihin at patunayan. Sa kabuuan nama’y maayos ang mga teknikal na aspeto ng pelikula at isa pa rin itong maituturing na makabuluhang panoorin.

Hinamon ng My Neighbor’s Wife ang katatagan ng kasal na itinatag ng simbahan. Sinubok nitong kalampagin ang mga relasyon na sisirain ang pinaka-pundasyon nito – ang tiwala. Nang mawala ang tiwala sa dalawang mag-asawa, nagbago ang lahat. Nagkapatawaran man, ngunit kitang madalas, ito ay sa salita lamang. Binigyan din nito ng palaisipan ang mga manonood kung ano mas malaking kasalanan, ang magtaksil ng isang beses dahil sa tawag ng laman o ang gumanti, magtaksil ngunit may pagmamahalan? Subalit sa ginawang pagroromantiko ng pelikula sa ikalawang  uri ng pagtataksil ay kinontra nito ang nais nitong ipahiwatig ukol sa pagkawa lang tiwala sa mga relasyon. Hindi rin gaanong kapani-paniwala ang kinahantungan nilang lahat sa bandang huli. Sa katapusan tuloy ay  tila matinding pagkalito lamang ang maiiwan sa mga manonood. O marahil, sa kabila ng lahat, isa lang naman talaga ang nais sabihin ng pelikula ukol sa pagpapanatili ng kapayapaan sa relasyon ng mag-asawa, huwag mong pagnasaan ang asawa ng iba at huwag mangalunya. Ang tema ng pelikula at ilang mga maseselang eksean ay nararapat lamang sa mga manonood na may gulang 18 pataas. 

JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN

CAST: Rosamund Pike, Dominic West, Gillian Anderson, Rowan Atkinson, Burn Gorman, Mark Ivanir, Togo Igawa, Joséphine de La Baume, Daniel Kaluuya, Mandi Sidhu;DIRECTOR: Oliver Parker;WRITER: Hamish McColl, Neal Purvis;GENRE: Comedy

RUNNING TIME: 101 Minutes

                                             

Technical Assessment: 3.5

Moral Assessment: 3

Cinema Rating: For viewers age 14 and above

If you are a Rowan Atkinson fan, you will, of course, want to see this sequel to his 2003 Bond spoof, Johnny English.  It is not Atkinson at his ironic best as in his early sketches for The Secret Policeman’s Ball or Blackadder.  It is more a verbalised version of Mr Bean in an espionage context.  While a lot of the verbal and visual jokes are the expected ones, Atkinson generally delivers them with his nonchalant panache.

The reborn in the title indicates that Johnny English is in espionage limbo – or, at least, doing training in martial arts and in mind control in Tibet.  Some of the techniques he laboriously learns (amid many pratfalls) will come in handy at the climax with the foiling of an attempted assassination of the Chinese premier.  The cause of Johnny’s downfall was a similar assassination in Mozambique, which we see in continuous flashbacks.

The film is lavish in sets, with filming in Hong Kong, including quite a chase on the harbour, as well as familiar Bond locations in the Alps and a castle-fortress in Switzerland.

The plot is fairly straightforward as regards MI7 and spying and English failing and succeeding at the same time. There is an interesting cast, although Gillian Anderson is somewhat colourless as Pegasus (the Judi Dench equivalent).  Dominic West smiles and snarls as required.  Rosamund Pike is sweetness and light as the house psychologist for MI7.  Daniel Akuulya is the young assistant agent who has to correct and rescue Johnny English (with little thanks until the end).  They are a bit like a latterday Don Quixote and Sancho Panza.

It is all quite undemanding Rowan Atkinson adventure comedy – but don’t walk out during the final credits.  Atkinson does a wonderful meal preparation to Grieg’s In the Hall of the Mountain King. (Review courtesy of Fr. Peter Malone).